The Art Of Procrastination - How To Waste Time And Get Absolutely Nothing Done

Calling all creatives! Are you ready to learn 5 top techniques in the art of procrastination? Follow even one or two of these and you'll successfully get absolutely nothing creative done, day after day, week after week, year after year!

1. Make sure you get everything else done before you start creating. This includes taking every item off every shelf in your house and thoroughly cleaning it, making certain that every item in everyone's wardrobe is crisply ironed and ready to wear, and that you've planned and prepared for every meal of the day for the next 7 weeks at least.

2. Don't create anything unless the conditions are absolutely perfect. You must have every last detail in place, all your supplies and equipment ready, a clear 5 hour time slot set aside, the room at the right temperature to the nearest hundredth of a degree and be wearing the right clothes. Oh, and be in the right mood to create of course. Only then can you start creating!

3. Keep your email and phone alerts on at all times when you go to create. This will ensure that each time you get an urgent email about little blue pills or foolproof stock market opportunities you can attend to it right away. You can also make sure you take all those essential calls from people wanting to sell you stuff you'll never want or need...

4. Don't even think about creating with equipment and materials that are incomplete or close to running out. If even one tube in your set of 128 paints is less than half full you must go out and replace it right away. There's no way you can create with fewer paints than you have. This applies to whatever creative form you work in, have your supplies 100% topped up at all times. In fact, even better, add more new stuff than you'll ever need, just in case.

5. Don't ever admit you procrastinate. That would be a foolish sign of weakness, and if you did that you might realise there are ways you can overcome it! Stay deeply entrenched in denial and tell yourself that writing one poem or painting one picture a year is a prolific output and you never waste time and avoid creating.

Follow these 5 fabulous techniques for procrastinating and you'll be able to rejoice in the fact that you never get anything done, despite telling yourself it's everyone else's fault and you have absolutely no control over when, where, and how much you create!

Congratulations, you've mastered the art of procrastination!

(But don't admit it to yourself, that'd ruin tip no 5!)

If, in fact, you ARE ready to beat procrastination and set your creativity free in the next 21 days, I'd like to invite you to check out the powerful ecourse "7 Steps To Freedom: How To Beat Procrastination And Set Your Creativity Free" at http://www.HowToBeatProcrastination.com